HOLY COW! BREAKING!! Dennis Kucinich Lands In Stephenville, TX!

ANO

Via Texas Fred's: (AP story here)

It's OK folks, everyone remain clam, the aliens mean us NO harm...

The folks that saw this anomaly are NOT crazy, they are normal, everyday people, good working folks, solid, salt of the earth types, just like most of us...

What happened is, the aliens were slightly off on their coordinates, they had the wrong section of Texas...

It was the Mother Ship coming to check on Ron Paul, to see if they needed to pluck him from the clutches of the evil earthlings...

Someone call Shirley MacClain and see if she has a Life Line handy and if Dennis is dangling by a thread!

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