HOLY COW! BREAKING!! Dennis Kucinich Lands In Stephenville, TX!

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Via Texas Fred's: (AP story here)

It's OK folks, everyone remain clam, the aliens mean us NO harm...

The folks that saw this anomaly are NOT crazy, they are normal, everyday people, good working folks, solid, salt of the earth types, just like most of us...

What happened is, the aliens were slightly off on their coordinates, they had the wrong section of Texas...

It was the Mother Ship coming to check on Ron Paul, to see if they needed to pluck him from the clutches of the evil earthlings...

Someone call Shirley MacClain and see if she has a Life Line handy and if Dennis is dangling by a thread!

Pirate's Cove:
CBS:

Kucinich, Machimura And UFOs

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Oh, my! What have we here?

TOKYO - Japan's air force has never spotted a UFO, but the country's top government spokesman said Tuesday he "definitely" believes they exist.

Chief Cabinet Secretary Nobutaka Machimura was speaking to reporters in response to demands lodged by an opposition lawmaker for an inquiry into "frequent reports of UFO sightings."

The government said in an official reply that it had "not confirmed sightings of unidentified flying objects believed to be from outer space."

Still, "I definitely believe they exist," Machimura said as reporters erupted in laughter.

In a written response issued Tuesday to opposition Democratic Party of Japan lawmaker Ryuji Yamane, the government said the air force had often spotted "birds and other objects beside aircraft," but no UFOs.

Tokyo keeps a vigilant watch over Japanese airspace and is ready to scramble fighter jets to intercept suspicious airborne objects, the government reply said.

Any questions?

Space Ships And Politics

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AHEM! There are some that see things and then, there are some that see things. Jimmy Carter saw something once as well.

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"It was unidentified as far as we were concerned, but I think it's impossible in my opinion, some people disagree, to have space people from other planets or other stars to come to us - I don't think that's possible," he said.

At Tuesday's presidential debate, NBC's Tim Russert asked Kucinich, a congressman from Ohio, about a recent account from actress Shirley MacLaine that he saw a UFO at her home in Washington State.

"It was an unidentified flying object, OK? It's, like, it's unidentified. I saw something," Kucinich responded.

The above is from CNN's piece entitled, "Former president discusses UFO experience".
CNN has another piece entitled, "A UFO lands in the '08 White House race."

Has anyone seen my Kucinich? He saw more than he has alluded to.

A while back, I wrote a piece and, seeing that Snooper is now part of A Newt One, I thought to repost the piece here. It seems as though Kucinich has aired his dirty laundry, thanks to his fruit loop friend Life Line Shirley MacLaine.

Shirley MacLaine and Dennis Kucinich Seen A UFO...

...and they talk to trees.

And Dennis was enlightened in his heart and listened to the voices in his head. Sanitariums are FULL of such people and they live in rubber rooms.

Democratic presidential candidate Dennis Kucinich has claimed to have seen a UFO, according to Shirley MacLaine in her new book, "Sage-Ing While Age-Ing."

Kucinich "had a close sighting over my home in Graham, Washington, when I lived there," the actress, a close Kucinich friend, wrote. "Dennis found his encounter extremely moving. The smell of roses drew him out to my balcony where, when he looked up, he saw a gigantic triangular craft, silent, and observing him.

"It hovered, soundless, for 10 minutes or so, and sped away with a speed he couldn't comprehend. He said he felt a connection in his heart and heard directions in his mind."[...]

WHOA! Lay off the shrooms, man! Don't bogart that joint, either! DAMN!
Read more, if you need a grand belly roll laugh.

Perhaps we should all go see Shirley's spiritual adviser so we can talk to trees also.

Catch the wave