UN: The Sky Is Falling...Again

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The United Nations, aka the Useless Nations, as my friend Paul calls it, is stooping, once again, to fear mongering to rile the masses. Some useless members of a useless organization is yammering on about a useless non-issue; Global Warming or, more correctly, Global Non-Warming.

LOCK THE DOORS! THE EARTH HAS INCREASED TEMPERATURE BY 1.3 DEGREES OVER THE LAST 100 YEARS!! WE ARE DOOMED!

Give me a break. I remember as a kid growing up, we were told that humans were evil and that by 1973 Manhattan was going to be experiencing a new Ice Age. Then, we were told that by 1980, Manhattan was going to be under water. I was hoping that someone could make my mind up for me.

Maybe The Astute Bloggers could help me out.

Steve Gilbert has some timely suggestions for the politicized quacks over at the UN's IPCC panel, which have more in common with a lynch mob or a kangaroo court than with anything resembling real science [...]

Nope. Not quite but at least i have a direction.

Peter Garrett the slick head fruit loop said:

Federal Opposition environment spokesman Peter Garrett says a landmark United Nations report adds weight to Labor's view that the Government should have ratified the Kyoto protocol. [...]

Let's see. The Kyoto "Accord" would have bankrupted pretty close the entire Industrial Complex in the United States and that was a good idea. What a crock of crap. Who gives a damn about "Labor's" view? Oh. Wait. Corruption attracts more of the same. Never mind.

A Landmark UN report? Like, a truthful one? Please. Spare us the BS. When was the last time the United Nations actually did something that was trustworthy. I triple dog dare anyone to come up with something the United Nations did that benefited the United States and/or the world.

If this pathetic report says that the earth is hurtling towards warmer temperatures at a dangerous rate, I don't see the connection. 1.3 degrees in 100 years is hurtling to these people? I think they need to lay off the Afghani poppies.

I'll give The Astute Bloggers one more shot to straighten me out here...perhaps if they were to like, shout it really loud, it may make a difference...

[...] IF THE USA ELECTS A DEMOCRAT, THEIR ADMINISTRATION WILL SURELY FOLLOW THE DICTATES OF THE TRANSNATIONAL ECO-NUTSIES.

• TAXES WILL RISE; UNEMPLOYMENT WILL RISE; ENERGY COSTS WILL RISE - AND S WILL "MAN-MADE" CO2, IF THE EU'S RESULTS SO FAR ARE ANY INDICATION!

• THIS WHOLE ENTIRE SCARE-EFFORT BY THE ECO-NUTSIES IS BEING ENGINEERED BY THE LEFT IN ORDER TO ACCOMPLISH THEIR LONG-HELD LONG-TERM GOALS: RAISING TAXES ON INDUSTRY AND THE FREE-MARKET AND REDISTRIBUTING THE REVENUES TO THEIR PET CAUSES.

DON'T FALL FOR IT! AGW IS BS. TOTAL UNADULTERATED BULLSHIT:

• CLIMATE CHANGE IS NATURAL. THE DEGREE OF CHANGE NOW IS TOTALLY WITHIN RANGE OF CHANGES OF THE PAST - BEFORE THERE WAS ANY MAN-MADE CO2.

• CO2 MAKES UP LESS THAN 1% OF THE ATMOSPHERE AND IS A POOR CONDUCTOR WHICH IS NON-TOXIC.

• CO2 INCREASES ARE A LAGGING INDICATOR AND NOT A CAUSE OF GLOBAL WARMING.

• WATER VAPOR MAKES UP A MUCH HIGHER PERCENTAGE OF THE ATMOSPHERE AND WATER IS A MUCH MORE EFFICIENT CONDUCTOR.

THE ANTI-CO2 EFFORT IS A COMPLETE HOAX.

IT CANNOT CHANGE THE CLIMATE. IT IS A WASTE OF TIME - EXCEPT FOR TRANSNATIONAL LEFTISTS SEEKING POWER OVER YOUR LIFE.

MORE ECO-NUTSIE HYSTERIA HERE.

AND HERE.

Yep. That about did it but, I am going to have to check one more place out. Well, make th=at two other places. The dweebs at the KOSmonoffs are chiming in. Never mind...the KOSmonoffs are retarded and easily led towards sand. Flopping Aces says the rhetoric is meant to scare and some will fall for the bunk.

CBS News says this is breaking news. I think it is more like breaking wind. ABC says that Global Warming may be...GASP...irreversible. CNN says Global Warming is getting worse. The News Busters lets all know about the politics of fear. One News Now informs us of the motives behind the Myth of Global Warming and, Atlas Shrugs fills us in on the Greatest Scam in history. The Goracle stands to make quite a fortune over this scam as well and completely ignores NASA that debunks Global Warming, all the while another pre-planned failed concert is in the making.

I have made a recent acquaintance and he has a blog, naturally and he says he is the only Conservative in his neighborhood in East LA. He is also an established comedian. This is what he has to say about Global Warming...the Myth. I would go see that movie.

In another attempt to finally become relevant, the United Nations has once again unleashed its Intergovernmental Panel on Climate Communism (IPCC) on an unquestioning public. Get ready for all the Gorebots to ratchet up the Chicken Little dance again.

The IPCC is the main weapon for the Eco-Stalins. Its members somehow manage to keep straight faces while claiming that the scientific method, speculative projections and unquestioned claims of consensus can coexist logically. The main mission of the IPCC is to run a kazillion computer models about what might happen then choose the most extreme outcomes to focus on. They then distill all the data and put it in a report called The Summary Of Stuff You Don't Need To Take A Closer Look At (a.k.a. "The Summary for Policy Maker").

What follows each issuance of a report is this: The MSM jumps all over it, swoons like a teenage girl who has just been told she gets to spend the night with Justin Timberlake and tells the world that it will be ending soon if Mother UN isn't allowed to become a supranational nanny.

Emboldened by the fact that Noble committee has no criteria whatsoever for awarding its prizes and has given it one, the IPCC just issued a report that is meant to induce War of the Worlds type hysteria.

Here are the "key findings" in the report. I'm not planning on waging the battle against Global Speculation all at once today. Plenty of my rantings on the subject can be found here, here and here. I'll go over just a few of my favorites. Any italics are mine. [...]

Go read the rest. It is quite funny. The bottom line is this...the Myth called Global Warming is a hoax. It is the very epitome of fear mongering.

Catch the wave:

Others blogging (and related):

Snooper / A NEWT ONE: UN: The Sky Is Falling...Again

TigerHawk: Conservatives need to think more clearly about climate change

Guardian: Climate change department faces £300 million cuts

Brad Plumer / Bradford Plumer: MORE ALARMISM, PLEASE" Another day, another UN climate …

Doug Struck / Washington Post: U.N. Global Warming Report Sternly Warns Against Inaction

Carpetbagger / The Carpetbagger Report: White House fiddles while temperatures rise

Meteor Blades / Daily Kos: IPCC Report Coming Saturday: Surprise - Grim News