BREAKING! In a massive fell swoop, Ed Morrissey has been kidnapped and is being held for ransom in Hot Air(?). WHAT?
Apparently, Michelle Malkin, the most vile of the Vast Right Wing Conspiracy Swarm is gobbling up those that she can! She is cinching in those reins to place a death grip on the throats of the Leftinistra socialist cretins and we wish her well!
ONWARD AND FORWARD! DAMN THE TORPEDOES! FULL STEAM AHEAD!
All kidding aside, Ed Morrissey will now be on staff with Michelle Malkin at Hot Air.
Well done, Captain Ed! And don't forget us little guys!
For nostalgia's sake, here is Ed Morrissey's first post at Hot Air...
Apparently, Michelle Malkin, the most vile of the Vast Right Wing Conspiracy Swarm is gobbling up those that she can! She is cinching in those reins to place a death grip on the throats of the Leftinistra socialist cretins and we wish her well!
ONWARD AND FORWARD! DAMN THE TORPEDOES! FULL STEAM AHEAD!
All kidding aside, Ed Morrissey will now be on staff with Michelle Malkin at Hot Air.
Well done, Captain Ed! And don't forget us little guys!
For nostalgia's sake, here is Ed Morrissey's first post at Hot Air...
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