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Wednesday, March 26, 2008

Al Gore and Other Global Warming Hysterics Unavailable For Comment


"A hard freeze expected in parts of Central Florida early Thursday will bring a chance of snow flurries in Daytona Beach and other areas as temperatures drop into the teens and low 20s."
There are also reports of more of the same.

Daytona, FL has a history of warm weather and this comes as quite a shock to the area residents.

"There will be clouds that are similar to the clouds that are generated in the Great Lakes states when we have lake-effect snow," Local 6 meteorologist Larry Mowry said. "I'm going to call for the possibility of snow flurries early Thursday morning near the coastline."
The local-folk are stocking up for the duration and there is apparently no relief in sight.

"Mowry said residents in Daytona Beach, Titusville, Palm Bay and Melbourne may see the snow flurries Thursday."
The people of Ocala, FL are battening down the hatches and just may have to close the interstate.

The hard freeze warning was issued for areas north of Interstate 4 and counties located south of I-4 were under a general freeze warning.

Temperatures were expected to drop to 19 degrees in parts of Ocala early Thursday.
Never before have these Floridians been so viciously attacked.

"There is really a bite in the air," Mowry said. "With those strong winds out of the northwest, we are not going to warm up a lot Wednesday."
More news at 10, if the area survives the storm.

Al Gore was unavailable for comment.

That is all.


Many of the freeze warnings will begin at 1 a.m. Thursday and end at 9 a.m.
Brace yourselves and render assistance when asked.

Thank you and good luck.