A Newt Oneon.
It is a collosal catastrophe! HAZMAT has been called in to save the damn whales!
More news when the bodies are burned for health reasons...
In light of the fierce opposition and the possibility of their federal funds being stripped away from the anti-Americanists in Berzerkeley, the kool-aid fountains were tainted with dumb juice (more dumb than usual) and the whole lot leaped into the bay which has been mistaken as a sewage spill.
The military has refused to respond...they said they didn't want to intrude...
It is a collosal catastrophe! HAZMAT has been called in to save the damn whales!
More news when the bodies are burned for health reasons...
In light of the fierce opposition and the possibility of their federal funds being stripped away from the anti-Americanists in Berzerkeley, the kool-aid fountains were tainted with dumb juice (more dumb than usual) and the whole lot leaped into the bay which has been mistaken as a sewage spill.
The military has refused to respond...they said they didn't want to intrude...
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