WP, TH, ANO
What makes a Leftinistra a sniveling, whining, ungrateful and hate-filled mutant? There are all kinds of the usual or unusual causes and affects but, I have recently been sent an email that explains it all. Although it is “Rather” humorous, it is also “Rather” sad. Behold”
18 WAYS TO BE A GOOD LIBERAL
1. You have to be against capital punishment, but support abortion on demand.Does that make any sense to anyone? I mean, really. Does it? Think about it for a few moments and PLEASE leave a comment. I would REALLY like to know just how in the world these MOONBATS can justify such an obvious oxymoron as this.
2. You have to believe that businesses create oppression and governments create prosperity.OH! I get it! Capitalism keeps the little guy down by PAYING the individual on the merits of the individual’s productivity and contributions(s) to the overall success of the company the individual works for and the government GIVES money away, sort of a BRIBE, to individuals that are too LAZY to get out there and get a JOB!!! OH! Silly me. Somebody explain this to me, OK? Go for it. Give it your best shot!!
3. You have to believe that guns in the hands of law-abiding citizens are more of a threat than U.S. nuclear weapons technology in the hands of Iran or Chinese and North Korean communists.This is what I have to say about this. And it isn’t politically correct, either. “They” can have my weapons when “they” have to pry them from my dead, cold grip. When “they” come to collect my weapons, “they” best come heavily armed and be willing to die for “their” beliefs as I am for mine. End of transmission.
4. You have to believe that there was no art before federal funding.This all depends on what your definition of art is. LOL! Lazy people drawing and painting works of hiddeous nonsense, collecting TAX dollars to finance their horrid life’s existence and to foster more of their venom hate-filled souls, at the expense of the working class is unacceptable. GET A JOB YOU BIG DOPE!!
5. You have to believe that global temperatures are less affected by cyclical changes in the earth’s climate and more affected by soccer moms driving SUV’s.Is this REALLY neccessary to respond to? OK. It is. Global warming is a farce, a sham, a plea for attention and MANY times in my lifetime (born in the 50s) I have heard that we are 10 years away from world-wide calamity! Back in 1970, NYC was going to be under water. HELLO? Anyone been there recently? LOL!!!
6. You have to believe that gender roles are artificial, but being homosexual is natural.Touchy subject. I have some aquaintences that are “confused”. Were they born that way or was it a choice? I don’t know. However, to hear the moronic Leftinistra play this tune to their advantage to garner votes is pathetic. They sure know how to twist issues around, don’t they? Morons.
7. You have to believe that the AIDS virus is spread by a lack of federal funding.NEWS FLASH!!! The AIDS virus is spread around by irresponsible sex and drug addicts!! Morons that use the SAME needles and get their rocks off in complete abandon, get what they get due to THEIR choices and NOT the governments’ OR mine.
8. You have to believe that the same teacher who can’t teach 4th- graders how to read is somehow qualified to teach those same kids about sex.TRUE DAT!!!!!!!! I will teach my kids what they need to know, thank you very much. The Public Reeducation Camps called schools in this country SUCK. And that goes for the colleges as well. Friggin Leftinistra are EVERYWHERE in our theoretical education system. The NEA is packed full of socialist liberals and should be identified and shot for High Treason.
9. You have to believe that hunters don’t care about nature, but PETA activists do. AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!
10. You have to believe that self-esteem is more important than actually doing something to earn it.Just like respect, self-esteem is earned. It is not paid to you by dividends. YOU EARN IT!! Get over it. Morons.
11. You have to believe that Mel Gibson spent $25 million of his own money to make “The Passion of the Christ” for financial gain only.Yeah. There’s that pesky capitalism again. The MOST prosperous Nation in the known Universe, the United States, whose economy is based on INCENTIVE, is the root of all evil. Where do these morons come up with this crap? Was it because the movie gave glory to God? Now, had he made a movie of let’s say, how the frogs are dwindling in numbers and President Bush was the cause, Mel would be proclaimed the Savior of Frogs. Morons.
12. You have to believe the NRA is bad because it supports certain parts of the Constitution, while the ACLU is good because it supports certain parts of the Constitution.There’s that retarded and “Rather” obvious socialist liberal double standard garbage again. Think about it.
13. You have to believe that taxes are too low, but ATM fees are too high.Socialist liberals will do ANYTHING to distract from real issues, won’t they? Good grief.
14. You have to believe that Margaret Sanger and Gloria Steinem are more important to American history than Thomas Jefferson, Gen. Robert E. Lee, and Thomas Edison.Margaret Sanger is Planned Parenthood’s founding Mother. Her legacy of racism and eugenics is firmly established by this Hero of the Zeros. Gloria Steinem founded Ms Magazine and is the feminists most influential, eloquent, and revered feminist. HELLO? Naturally, after rewriting our history, these ladies are much more important than the Founding Fathers and Heros of the worst country there ever was, right? Morons.
15. You have to believe that standardized tests are racist, but racial quotas and set-asides are not.Affirmative Action. What a DUMB idea that was…still is. More DNC double standard crap.
16. You have to believe that the only reason socialism hasn’t worked anywhere it’s been tried is because the right people haven’t been in charge.Please do a thorough background check of the Kennedy’ and the Pelosi’s. They qualify for the next generations of socialists in this country. Perhaps they can make it work and turn this country into the New United Socialist States of America. By the way, that would be over my dead body.
17. You have to believe that homosexual parades displaying drag queens and transvestites should be constitutionally protected, and manger scenes at Christmas should be illegal.Anyone care to EXPLAIN that one?
18. You have to believe that this message is a part of a vast, right-wing conspiracy.IT ISN’T??? LMBO!!!
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